17 August 2013

Spy Undercover and the Killer Assassin by Alexander Bateman




Chapter 1: An Unexpected Guest

There I was, sitting at the computer minding my own business when all of a sudden, all my alarms went off. Even my cat was yelling, “We have an unexpected guest!”. Now, you would expect an ordinary boy to just jump up and turn around, but not me. I jumped up and did a back flip and landed right in front of …. no one? I turned around, no one. I turned around again, I thought I was dreaming. I saw a floating rag! The rag was coming closer, I pinched myself. I had no idea why or what it was doing there but I sure did after it came right up to my nose, and my head hit the floor.

Chapter 2: TSA

I woke up in a white room, about 10 people were surrounding me. 9 were in black jackets (all male) but 1 was dressed up in a white jacket. I jumped up out of my bed. I soared into the air and stuck my legs out like I was doing the splits and kicked 2 of the men over. One went to tackle me but I dodged him, letting him slide across the smooth white tiled floor. Then suddenly I couldn't compete, 5 of them pointed pistols at me. I slowly put my hands up “Who are you people, and what do you want”, I said.

“We are The Secret Agency also known as TSA. My name is Tessa and I am the boss around here”, replied the lady in the white jacket.

Now all the bulky men had moved, I could finally see what the room looked like. It was very white and smelt of sweat. It was full of security guards, computers and one VERY big screen.

I still wasn't sure if I was dreaming or not.

“What do you want from me?', I demanded.
“We need your help.”
“MY help? For what?”, I said.
“Well, we need you to track down and capture an assassin who is probably killing someone right now”, the woman said as if it was the easiest thing to do in the world.
“ARE YOU CRAZY? FOR STARTERS I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. I AM 10 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE ASKING ME, ALEX MCGRATH TO TRACK DOWN AN ASSASSIN THAT COULD KILL ME? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?” I screamed at the top of my lungs.

“Yep!”, she said.

Chapter 3: Meeting the Team

After lots of persuading and talking, I finally got settled in. But there was one problem, I didn't know any one else except Tessa. The first person I was about to meet was the co-leader of the foundation.

On the way to his office, I saw lots of hi-tech equipment, I also saw lots and lots of robots. Some were hovering in mid-air, some were jogging on what looked like robotic human legs, and some were even flying just above our heads. We reached his office.

He looked in his late 30s and strong enough to lift an elephant. He had muscles on muscles. It turns out he HAS lifted an elephant!

“Who's this”, he grunted.
“This is the boy we were talking about earlier”, replied Tessa.
“Ahhh, Alex, how lovely to meet you”, he said suddenly putting on a fake smile as if I were two years old. “Now I bet you're wondering why you saw a floating rag about an hour ago?”.
“Yes Mr...”, I paused to let him finish off my sentence.
“Struf”, he said “We got one of our fine agents to bring you here. We cloaked him with state of the art tech, he carried a rag with chloroform on it, and, well, you know the rest.”

He continued, “He did note one thing about your cat.”
I jumped out of my seat. “WHAT” I yelled. Anger and rage surged through my body.
“Calm down.” he said.
I was still standing and breathing like a bull.
“He's in safe hands”, he said very firmly.
“Well then I'll chop the hands off the person that's holding him”, I said through gritted teeth. He raised an eyebrow. He pushed a button on the intercom. “Bring in the cat”, he said. “Yes sir”, a voice replied on the intercom.

My face was red and I was still furious at them for even thinking about touching my cat. About 10 seconds later, a floating robot came in, holding my black talking cat, Texta. I rushed forwards, with my arms outstretched. My cat jumped out of the robots arms. He landed in my arms! Joy filled my body. “What did they do to you?” I demanded. “I don't know really. I woke up on a white bench. The suddenly that robot come in and scooped me up”, replied my cat, nodding towards the hovering robot.
“Well off you go”, said Mr Struf.
“To where?”, I asked.
“Wherever I take you” said Tessa.

I spun around to face Tessa, she was already marching out the door. I raced after her. “I wonder where I'm going next”, I thought. We raced past lots of people in TSA uniforms. We reached a lab that had a warning sign.

WARNING: Testing in progress.

Tessa barged right past me heading towards the sound proof door. “but...”, arhh, never mind, I sighed. Stepping in I saw a frizzy haired man in a white dirty jacket. BOOM!!! A huge puff of smoke burst out of the machine that the frizzy haired guy was working on. He spun around, the front of his hair was straight up and down and as black as ash from a campfire at night. So was the rest of his face. He pulled up a pair of goggles. “Oh hello Tessa” he said in the craziest accent I have ever heard.
“Gary, would you be so kind as to give our new friend here, Alex, the standard TSA equipment?”, Tessa asked the crazy haired fellow.
“Yes, yes, Alex, our new field agent”, he said in the same weird voice.

The man sped over to a drawer marked “Field Agent Equipment” and started rummaging through it. Questions zoomed around in my brain like they were having a pool party. What was he doing? Why was he going through a box that said “Field Agent Equipment”? But there wasn't time to answer them all.

He eventually came out with a watch, a skateboard and a backpack with a skull that was on fire on the back. He handed them to me, “I'll leave you to find out what they do”, he said, tapping the side of his nose. “Oh, your cat, I almost forgot!”, said Gary.

“Yeah, what about me?” my cat, Texta said a bit annoyed.

A second later Gary came back from his desk. With a dirty hand he clipped what looked like an exo-skeleton with four legs onto Texta. Suddenly it vanished from the cat's back! “It is only seen when in use”, Gary explained. “Now, think that you are soaring though the air” he said to the cat. Texta closed his eyes. QUWWRR!! Fire burst out of nowhere, my cat soared through the air like a fire eagle. Excitement flooded through my body. I felt amazed at what MY cat was going. Then, after one whole minute of flying, he finally touched down. “That was freaking awesome” yelled my cat.

Chapter 4: My First Encounter

Ca-Clink. I heard a very faint noise as we were walking out of the door of the lab. DDDDDDD!! The sound of machine-gun fire pounded in my ears! People were dropping like flies. I slipped on my watch. A 3D holographic projection floated above my watch. (Someone was still shooting and agents were still dropping to the floor). I selected a random button. When I pushed it, something came up, a computerised voice said “Please select an arm structure”. I pushed a picture that looked like four robotic metal arms. It was labelled 'stability'. The voice moved on. “Please select a hand structure”. I selected a picture of a shield with four spikes, one on each compass point.

TING, TING, TING, three bullets bounced off my newly formed shield. Now there were only a dozen people with some kind of thing coming out of their watch (the agents, I realised). Whoever was firing, had stopped but people were still dropping on the ground. Now there were six.... no only three left. Me, Tessa and Texta my cat.

I figure came out of the shadows and flashed across the room towards me. Clang! A knife hit my shield. The assassin fled. “Stay on guard, he could be anywhere” yelled Tessa. Texta was hovering in mid-air with two mini guns folded out of his back. Rich blood stains were still dripping down the white walls all around me. The hall was empty.

Chapter 5: The Bullies

To be continued.

02 February 2009

First Day at School






Monday 2 February 2009 was Alexander's first day at Brisbane Boys College. He is in Prep class 00A. his teacher is Mr Awhy. He was very excited about the day and went off very happily. When I picked him up he said he had a 'very good day'. In the few hours to follow we've extracted a small amount of info about the day (I'm sure a taste of what's to come). He has a new friend called Zachary. He decided he had a 'nice looking face' and that's why he wants to be Zachary's friend. They went to visit the art room and didn't play any games. He's looking forward to swimming tomorrow and playing with Zachary.

18 September 2008

5th Birthday






Alexander's 5th birthday was while we were on holidays at Geema and Grampie's. We had a special weekend at Diamond Beach with the Chappell and Blanch families and had a little party with Geema & Grampie and Didi & Pa there as well. The only request was a cake with animals you can eat! Auntie Amber saw a photo of the cake and think's it's 'Noah's Ark meets the Jolly Roger' which is about what I was trying to achieve!